Blessed are
those with beautiful skin
for they will not grow old
for they will not grow old
Blessed are
those who drive sleek cars
for they will have sex
for they will have sex
Blessed are
those who fly abroad on holiday
for they shall find paradise
for they shall find paradise
Blessed are
those who buy now and pay later
for they shall have it all
for they shall have it all
Blessed are
those who drink the right beer
for they shall be men
for they shall be men
Blessed are
those who buy the latest CDs
for they shall be top dog
for they shall be top dog
Blessed are
those who buy in the sales
for they shall consume more
for they shall consume more
Blessed are
those who are famous
for the world will want to be them
for the world will want to be them
Blessed are
those who have powerful jobs
for they will rule the world
for they will rule the world
Blessed are
those who are members of a Gym
for they will think they are healthy
for they will think they are healthy
Blessed are
those who shop at Tesco's
for every little helps to make them massive profits
for every little helps to make them massive profits
Blessed are
those who look after number one
for they won't have a care in the world
for they won't have a care in the world
Blessed are
those who dress in the right label
'cause the world will know just how much you spend
'cause the world will know just how much you spend
Blessed are
those who show their power by might
for everyone left will like them
Blessed are those who buy self-help books
for everyone left will like them
Blessed are those who buy self-help books
for you will find happiness
(repeat after me: I will find happiness)
© David Hardman 2008
(repeat after me: I will find happiness)
© David Hardman 2008